Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
